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nightvaleradioshow:

The true Disney stereotype

(via ditsybird)

thenimbus:

IT’S A JELLY BEAN MADE OF FLUFF

thenimbus:

IT’S A JELLY BEAN MADE OF FLUFF

(via ditsybird)

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(via itslikethatfrenchthing)

Hey John, what is your reaction to the news that the Riverside district has chosen to ban TFIOS from middle school libraries on the grounds that it deals with mortality and sex? I remember your reactions to similar situations concerning your books have been pretty animated and wondered what you thought?

as-howarth

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess I am both happy and sad.

I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.

But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.

nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

(via i-ll-be-mother)

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

(via tyleroakley)

decadentwallpaper:

trashholmes:

i always wondered why sherlock was so quick to correct john when they were talking about the color of the bridesmaid dresses. why lilac? perhaps because it’s a very specific color that not only symbolizes renewal and a fresh start but also first love. it was also once used as the color for mourning in the 1800s

image

Will somebody please attach a picture of Angelo’s?

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via bubble-blowing)

sprinkleofglitr:

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

Best topped with worst. Horrific confusion.

sprinkleofglitr:

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

Best topped with worst. Horrific confusion.

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(via lifes-a-fact)